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November 14, 2009 by Zoologist03
It is that time of night again,
Suffocating and inky black.
The moon hidden from sight,
Strange chills up your back.

Walking along now,
Down this lonely street,
With its flickering, dying lights
You are quick to move your feet.

A sound from behind
Or was it from beside?
Adrenaline, heart pumping,
You increase your stride.

Real or imagined,
You cannot say.
Fear fills you,
And there it stays.

Almost home now,
Letting your guard down.
Something tugs at yo...
September 26, 2009 by Zoologist03
Grinning figure you twist and turn.
Going through motions you don’t learn.
Someone pulls and tugs your wires,
Your body is frail and quickly tires.

And you don’t try to fight,
You perform throughout the night.

And you dance,
And you dance,
And you dance.

Dancing to those devilish strings,
Not holding hope for better things.
Trapped in the same routine,
Your tortured self remains unseen.

And still you don’t try to flee,
Just frolic with imagined glee.

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April 5, 2009 by Zoologist03
(Note: This article is pretty long.  If you have something to do, come back later.  If you have to go to the bathroom, do it now.  If you have time to kill, then read on!)

 

Hmm, let’s see if I can whip up another one of these.  I’m starting to get a feel for this again. Let's set forth on our everlasting journey of knowledge with Dr Guy's suggestion from a long time ago, the all too popular, loveable........

 

 

 

 

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April 3, 2009 by Zoologist03
Surprised?  Let’s blow the dust of this sucker, shall we?  It’s been awhile….quite awhile, in fact. Got a bit of free time on my hands, so let’s check out another lovely member from Kingdom Animalia.  Our good friend Maso proposed…………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Victoria’s Riflebird (AKA: Duwuduwu-Aboriginal name) Ptiloris victoriae

Hailing from the family...
March 17, 2009 by Zoologist03
Well this article is interesting.

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims ...
February 3, 2009 by Zoologist03
Hey guys, how's it going?

First article in a while and I'm in need of some assistance.

My anthropology professor has assigned an interesting paper for me.  I have to write about an outsider's opinions on US culture.  The only requirements are that A.) You must have origins in another culture(you don't consider yourself as being raised 'American') and B.) You've been to the US long enough to get a decent feel for the culture(Note: You don't actually have to be a resident, jus...
December 14, 2008 by Zoologist03
Yep, that's right.  It's time for finals.   I realize a lot of people are already done with them...but my school apparently likes to take its sweet time before letting us out for winter break.

Anywho, today kicks off the first day of studying for these stupid things.  Tomorrow I have Spanish (not bad) and physics (pain in the ass).  Tuesday I have geology (easy) at 7:30AM.   Then Wednesday I have physiology(Jesus that class is hard, not so much the material but the de...
December 9, 2008 by Zoologist03
Y'know, I really need to write something...though my time is a bit constrained.  I have finals next week (well, I have a lab final tomorrow) and I've been writing papers and studying books and doing this thing called 'learning' quite a bit these last few weeks.  Gettin' pretty annoying, I tell ya.  Hopefully when all's said and done I can get back to actually being creative and stuff...maybe next semester will be more kind with the homework load.   Anywho, here's some more he...
December 9, 2008 by Zoologist03
Y'know, I really need to write something...though my time is a bit constrained.  I have finals next week (well, I have a lab final tomorrow) and I've been writing papers and studying books and doing this thing called 'learning' quite a bit these last few weeks.  Gettin' pretty annoying, I tell ya.  Hopefully when all's said and done I can get back to actually being creative and stuff...maybe next semester will be more kind with the homework load.   Anywho, here's some more he...
November 5, 2008 by Zoologist03
No matter your political beliefs, you've just witnessed something incredible.  For the first time since the country's birth a person that isn't some white guy is president...or will be in a couple months.

It's kind of weird living a historical event.  We did that with September 11, but this time it isn't steeped in tragedy.  (Unless you're being a melodramatic Republican)

Other than that, not much to say...it's midnight, I'm tired.

 

~Zoo
October 19, 2008 by Zoologist03
'Borrowing' Doc's idea once again..I give you a run through of some headlines over the past half month and my delightfully witty commentary. (One can hope, eh? )  This'll be sort of long(good sample of zany headlines this time around)...so if you're looking to waste a few minutes settle in.

 

 

 

"Obama, McCain Camps Look for Florida Votes in Israel"--headline, Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), Oct. 16



Good luck.  Maybe we should pitch...
October 19, 2008 by Zoologist03
'Borrowing' Doc's idea once again..I give you a run through of some headlines over the past half month and my delightfully witty commentary. (One can hope, eh? )  This'll be sort of long(good sample of zany headlines this time around)...so if you're looking to waste a few minutes settle in.

 

 

 

"Obama, McCain Camps Look for Florida Votes in Israel"--headline, Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), Oct. 16



Good luck.  Maybe we should pitch...
October 11, 2008 by Zoologist03
So apparently that terrorist seed has taken root and grown into a horrible plant.  McCain actually defended Obama at his own rally.

Guess you should really watch what you throw out there, guys.  Now you have to undercut your own smear campaign because it's gotten out of hand.

 

 

 

~Zoo

October 4, 2008 by Zoologist03
So I guess karma caught up to ol' O.J. and he's going away for awhile.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.

The jury reached the verdict 13 years to the day O.J. Simpson was acquitted of two murders.

Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the alleged sport...
October 2, 2008 by Zoologist03
Biden kicked Palin's ass.  No question.

 

How much pandering to the 'Sixpack Joe' and 'hockey moms' can you do, Palin?  Christ, I was embarrassed for you.  On top of that, she talked to us like we were children....it's insulting.  If I hear the word 'maverick' one more God damned time I'm going to snap on someone...is that the only word she fucking knows? 

Both of them were pretty heavy on the word, 'fundamental' but I'm pretty sure the count is lower than ...