(By the way, I'll get back on board with my animal features soon. I had studying and crap get in the way...and I wanted to finish that story. Rest assured, there will be more)
"2.8 Million Reasons to Run Hard"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Jan. 22
I can think of at least one reason not to- comfort. 
"Long Island College Freshmen Find Ways to Adjust"--headline, Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.), Jan. 20
That's what happens when you run hard. Things get twisted.
Venus Battles Into Quarter-Finals"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 21
Sent Mars home crying like a pansy.
"Canadian pig farmer denies murder claims "-- Associated Press, Jan.23
How else are we going to get Canadian bacon?
"Paris Hilton's private items on Internet"--Fox News, Jan. 23
I thought we saw those already...
"Goody denies being racist"--NDTV.com, Jan. 23
Obviously she's too "good" for it.
"Devlin interviews bring probe"--USA Today, Jan 22
Close Encounters of the Media Kind?
"Storm Trojan floods email boxes"--Computerworld New Zealand, Jan 22
The price we pay for sa...
(Note: I like Spongebob but at the recent controversy I had to write this... )
Are you ready kids?
-Aye, Aye Captain!
Oh, who touches himself while watching you pee?
-Spongebob Squarepants!
Horny and gay and mellow is he.
-Spongebob Squarepants!
If a poke in your butt is what you wish.
-Spongebob Squarepants!
Then get ready and wait to be hooked like a fish.
-Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob Squarepants!
Well there you go, the ...
Today at lunch my friends and I somehow came upon the topic of the Catholic church and how they eat the little wafer/bread things to signify the body of Christ. I, of course being who I am, decided to poke fun at this and said a few funny things, such as:
"The body of Christ, fortified with 8 essential vitamins and nutrients."
"Mmm...that's good Jesus"
*While clutching the little box the wafers are in* Saying, "My precious...my p-r-r-r-ecious"
(I also learned of a separate sink in which u...
Well, the story starts out with me walking to band class...the last period of the day and these Junior High kids were walking by and insulted one of my fellow band members by saying, "Watch it four-eyes." very lame, I know....so a few seconds later I shouted "Go F*ck Yourself!" and it just so happened that our assistant band director/elementary music teacher was no more the 3 to 5 feet behind me. Needless to say I almost freaked but was relieved to see her laugh about it and not say anything ab...
To further express my annoyance with this stupid election and all the crap that comes with it I propose a new method of proving who's views are more correct. It's simple place the president/candidate and vice president/candidate in a steel, electrified cage and give them small melee weapons and let them have at if for the two hours when they would normally blab about the same crap as they have for the past 6 months. This would definately increase viewing and would go great with those ass-sucki...
Political talk is currently driving me up a wall......all I hear are Republicans and Democrats.....Iraq and weapons of mass destruction....taxes....jobs.....medical.....all the freakin' time......every four years it becomes a living hell and I have to listen to everyone bitch about this candidate or that candidate.....and I couldn't give a shit less about any of them. Bush can kiss my ass and Kerry can take the other cheek....there I said it.....now all the die hard lefts and rights are going to...
Well, I've been idle for far to long and my insanity is starting to act up again....lol...so let the crazy theories begin:
As most of us know (Americans anyway) Florida has been bombarded with at least 3 hurricanes(I'm starting to lose count) and they've been through hell....pretty bad stuff. Now my point is I believe Nature has had enough of America and our polluting ways and in an attempt to show disapproval, I believe these hurricanes are trying to destroy Florida, thereby castrating Amer...
I like to keep an open mind about things....but if aliens are real, why do they have an obsession with probing the ass of some old farmer....I mean....they've obviously mastered transportation between space and time but is the secret to the universe hiding in our own asses? If you think about it....aliens are either very stupid, erotic, insane, or not real. I really doubt such intelligent beings would be digging around in the ol' poop chute for any reason at all....but what if the answer to al...
Ah, another commercial inspired rant....well, here goes:
You've all seen the commercials about antidepressants, antiallergens, and other miracle cures for insignificant little ailments...take any commercial and you'll see 2 things...#1 a list of symptoms to get you to buy the drug and #2 a list of annoying and possibly very serious side effects....
An example or more of a hyperbole(exaggeration) is "Are you depressed, sad, fatigued, or sleep at night? Then you need Ultra Crampsquirts to he...
Ah, cereal commercials...harmless? or conveying signs of mental distress and powerful addiction? I shall evaluate and theorize on several well know cereals...
Trix-Apparently like cocaine for children and rabbits...The "Kids" or "junkies" apparently hoard these fruit flavored treats from a white rabbit because they feel the sadistic need to watch it die from hunger and not give it any of this euphoric breakfast food...The Rabbit(apparently anorexic and severely addicted) tries desperately to...
Well carebear07 and Capt. Cornbread I now join your private club of these lists so here's mine:
1. Find out why people I know are writing these lists
2. Find out why people I know are suddenly obsessed with llamas
3. Write a novel
4. Publish a novel.
5. Make lots of money really easily.
6. Spend said money really easily.
7. Climb Everest and not die.
8. Dive in the Pacific Ocean and not die.
9. Not die while I’m under 70, at least.
10.Paint a hippopotamus in several differen...