You know, I've been checking out this Flying Spaghetti Monster stuff.  It's awesome.  

If you haven't seen them before, these are The Eight "I Really Rather You Didn'ts"  and I have to say, the FSM makes some good points.

 

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the s...